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Another Year Passes, And So Has Another Lobsterfest®

Blog by Ben LinkDear Mildred,Times have been difficult since I left you in the pouring rain last April. As you know, my journey has led me to the Sivalik Hills, South of the Himalayas. My boots have...

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Boring Offices: The New Glass Ceiling

Blog by Ben LinkWho needs the glass ceiling when you can place a determined businesswoman into her very own office!Now, I know what you’re going to say: “We’re a bunch of wealthy men, and we fought...

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Survival Swing

Blog by Ben LinkRegular swings just go forwards and backwards, up and down. Over. And over. And over again! Even your grandma can do it! And you know the worst part? It’s BORING!But what if there was a...

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Cat Fancy Subscription Cancelled: Need Fixed Immediately!!!

Blog by Ben LinkDear Susan Logan, editor of Cat Fancy Magazine,I have been a subscriber to Cat Fancy since spring 1987 when Hen “The Cat Lady” Tirr was editor. Since then, I have been delighted to read...

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CEO on CEO: Ideas About Excellence

Blog by Ben Link (Two powerful CEOs walk out on stage. The audience applauds. The men shake hands and sit facing each other) Theodore P. Friedman: Good evening, Jonathon. Jonathon H. Flanagan: Hello...

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Here We Dough Again!

Blog by Ben Link Allen Ward, right, encourages Roger Hernandez, left, as he makes another pizza at Reggiano's on Melvin Francis Boulevard SW. Roger can make three pizzas in less than a minute. This...

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Mad Libs: Serious Edition

Blog by Ben LinkI had been trying for months to get a table at ___(Name of Family Pet)___, the new restaurant downtown. Tonight, I only needed a table for one, because my wife, Margarette, had...

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20 Rigorous Interview Questions Asked By America's Top Companies

Blog by Ben LinkWhen preparing for a job interview, it helps to be aware of the problem solving or reasoning skills applicable to the job you’re seeking. Employers like to test their applicants with...

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Today's National Weather Forecast Brought to You by PepsiCo

Blog by Ben LinkDifferent Day, Same Great PepsiCo Products MidwestShowers and thunderstorms for most areas east of the Mississippi River continue through Tuesday, so why not stay inside, grab a Pepsi®...

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RE: Spoon Restaurant Idea

Blog by Ben LinkDear Randall,I took a look at your business plan for the spoons only restaurant idea, and everything looks pretty good. I’ve never eaten a five-course meal with just spoons and I’m sure...

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Let's Talk About Politics

Blog by Ben LinkThere’s a lot going on in the national political landscape. Some politicians are campaigning, while others are busy up in Congress or the House of Representatives writing laws and...

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Kid'n Around: Music For Children Only

Blog by Ben LinkKid’n Around is a heart melting band created by Josh and Nathan Dweezler. Together, the Dweezler Brothers produce catchy CDs and tapes that will make your child laugh, sometimes think...

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Mable's TV Studio Pitch for a Show Called "Baby Tycoons"

Blog by Ben LinkDear TV Studio Executives,My name is Mable, and I would like to see someone make a TV show called Baby Tycoons.Everyone loves babies and everyone loves watching rich people do stuff, so...

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How Does a Pet Get Into Pet Heaven?

Blog by Ben LinkThere is a place below People Heaven. It’s called Pet Heaven*. Dogs, cats, bunnies, turtles, parakeets, gold fish, hamsters, boa constrictors and many other subservient animals may...

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Example of a Standard Doofus Contract

Blog by Ben LinkCERTIFICATE OF AMENDMENT                  ofTHE CERTIFICATE OF DOOFUS                  ofMR. YANCEY P. SULLIVAN IV(Under Section 805 of the Doofus Law)           Pursuant to the...

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Living With Glaucoma: What to Expect From Your First Marijuana Treatment

Blog by Ben LinkAfter consuming your marijuana or other THC-laced product, find a comfortable seat in your residence. It may take some time before you notice the effects, so find an activity to pass...

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Photoshop Project 2

Blog by Ben LinkFor our second photoshop project, we were told to create a poster for our favorite subject in school. I chose math because I like algebra and make good grades in it. Below is the poster...

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